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14 Apr

UntitledSo Mickey D’s took the only sammich I liked on their menu (the Chick-fil-a knock-off-Southwest Chicken Sandwich) and introduced a new chicken sammich– The Artisan Grilled Chicken Sammich.   So I tried it.

The bun is very good.  I am guessing that is the “artisan” part.   The lettuce and tomato are …lettuce and tomato.

The chicken – which you can see doesn’t even cover half the bun…is pretty decent.   It tastes like a chicken breast with some Italian salad dressing on it.   It’s not bad actually.

But for around four bucks it’s not a good deal to me.   The chicken portion I got (and this could be an anomaly) was way too small.   In the photo it might seem like the lettuce is covering the chicken, and it is, but as you can see from the bottom right — it doesn’t even stretch across the entire bun.   This felt like half a sandwich.   Ordered as a combo I think it’s around seven dollars and change and that is just too much.  For that I could get something more substantial somewhere else.



6 Jul

Truth be told, I don’t much enjoy the Grapevine Mills Mall.  It’s essentially a giant donut, and I feel like I am always lost or walking by the same stores over and over.

BUT— Gravevine Mills has LEGOLAND (which is awesome for kids…and me) and they have a pretty large and variety packed food court.     Ahh….the foud court.  The heart and soul of every good mall in America.

As it happens, I  was leaving LEGOLAND and noticed ChickeNow and was like …what is that?   I figured it was your basic independent chicken house.  But as I got closer I could make out the subtitle on the sign—  “NO BONES.  NO BULL.  THE WORLD’S BEST TENDERS”.

Well- who am I to walk away from that???     So I walked over to order ya basic combo and waited.   And waited.  There wasn’t a line, and I wasn’t even sure if anyone worked there because I never saw anyone.  I could hear rumblings from the back and finally this nice lady walks out and takes my order.

She disappears for a few minutes and my expectations are rising.   I am looking at the menu and they have all these sandwiches, wraps, salads, and it all looks good.

Like Chik-fil-a good.

I look at the time and realize that the mall is closing in about 30 mins, so now I understand.  They are getting ready to close and and I am that last pesky-ask-for-extra-this-and-more-napkins- jerk.

She returns with a to go box and is preparing my drink and I pick a sauce (their hottest – I like to live on the edge) and she gives a friendly thank you and smile.   I am on my way.

I get to the car and unwrap this and I am not shocked or surprised.   The food looked just like the picture.  Hot and Fresh.   Thick and juicy tenders.   A flavorful hot sauce.  Thick cut fries.

Why have I not been coming here every day?  Oh that’s right I never go to GMM.

So I have LEGO to thank for this because these were seasoned just right and were awesome.  The only bad thing about the meal was the toast.   It tasted a bit stale so I threw it out, but otherwise – this is probably the best Food Court meal I have had in years!

TASTE TEST: BK new Chicken Strips

18 May

  As part of Burger King’s new menu items, they have new chicken strips.   When done right, chicken strips are the perfect finger food.   Crispy and sometimes crunchy on the outside and tender on the inside.  I have always been a fan of BK’s burgers, but the chicken has always left me cold.  

Tenders, nuggets, sandwiches…I would always pass them up in favor of a burger.   

BUT…with a new menu…comes new opportunity.   So I have tried them several times as of this writing.  

I want to like them.  I REALLY do.  But there is some inconsistency that I can’t deny. 

If you read this blog on the reg….and why don’t you?… then you already know that I absolutely LOVE one of the sauces you can get with these strips.

THE ROASTED JALAPENO BBQ SAUCE is prolly the best side sauce I have ever had from a fast food joint.  No doubt. 

ok ok.  Back to the strips.   When they are hot and fresh they are actually pretty good.   They are tender and crispy.   

BUT – three out of the four times I have had these, they tasted rubbery and barely warm.   Like they were cooked then set aside and briefly reheated as I sat waiting in the drive-thru.    That batter/coating covering the chicken goes from being crunchy to crumbly and dry.       

 This is where that bad ass sauce comes into play because it has saved the day each time.   It’s so rich and tasty that I can almost forgive the dried and cold strips.   Almost.  Just ask for fresh ones and you are good to  go!




TASTE TEST: Whatachick’n Nuggets

5 May

Ahhhhh Whataburger.    How you have slayed me with your yum-yum offerings over the years.   You are the only joint I know that can make everyone in my car fight over the last “tub” of ketchup. 

SIDENOTE– if you don’t know from Whataburger Ketchup….click here and see why it changed Heinz mind on things.

The banana shakes and pies.   The FAJITA TACO…. you have been batting a 1000.   

Enter now – the Whatachickn Nuggets.     Think the delicious Whatachickn sammie….but only in nugget form because that is exactly what it is.   Fat plumps of juicy all white chicken in that old fashioned breading.  Throw in those killer fries and some Texas Toast and you have a great new combo on the menu. 

Not sure how long these will last, maybe just for the summer, so grab’em soon!

Oh…and the sauce?   They have a couple to choose from, and you are gonna want to snag the HONEY BBQ.  It’s bold and tangy and slightly sweet. 

Whata-is-awesome (sorry, had to) about the sauce is the GIANORMOUS tub they give you.   It’s more than enough to dunk those babies.  Nothing worse than running out of sauce.  No worries here.  They gotcha covered.


Now if only Whataburger would bring back the PINEAPPLE PIE, I would love them forever.  Or at least for the rest of the summer.


5 Mar
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cane’s, a photo by Junk Food Critic on Flickr.

I hate it when I am right. Near The Parks in Arlington, there has been a Church’s Chicken for as long as I can remember.

Several months ago, I saw new construction being done in the lot next to Church’s; where once stood a Don Pablo’s.

A few weeks later and I see the billboard….coming soon…. RAISING CANE’S!!


I love’s me some Cane’s. The SUCKY thing is that there all of their locations are nowhere near me, so I was more than a little excited by this announcement.

I also predicted that within six months of Cane’s opening….that chicken joint next door would close.

As you can see…. it’s toast. And NOT the absolutely YUMMY toast from Raising Cane’s that I am eating while sitting in the empty parking lot writing this story, but “toast” as in game over…done…finished…. out of business.

Cane’s is one of those great places because it’s up and coming and most people have no idea what they are about.

I have had the pleasure if introducing several people to this place and they are all immediate converts. The food is just consistently delicious and the staff is beyond friendly!

…now back to this toast….

Making a McStake

23 Feb
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So everyone is giving up things for LENT. Most people I know are giving up fast food or booze.

McDonald’s (all restaurants in general) have been pretty shrewd about the whole idea of LENT.

Back in the day, alot of people would give up MEAT. So you would see a HUGE rise in fish sales and consumption.

This is why Wendy’s and McDonald’s are pushing their FISH items pretty hard.

I have little to no interest in Mickey D’s new FISH McBites. Fast Fish Food is rarely good in my humble opinion.

So I was kinda shocked today when I went to McD’s to get a snack….

If you have read this blog at all, you might have seen my other post about how I gave up McDonald’s for a year. No problem. After that year was over I found I could pretty much get along without the golden arches…..But I discovered two things that keep me coming back…..the smoothies and the Chicken McBites.

…so….as LENT arrives, I am having chicken. Which shouldn’t be a problem….

EXCEPT… I am told at the drive thru that NOW McDonald’s only carries FISH McBites. I ask if this is due to LENT and I am told by the manager that Mickey D’s have discontinued the Chicken McBites.

This is a HUGE McStake and has cost them my business three times so far.

I hope this location was just misinformed, and that those Chicken McBites find their way back soon.
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20 Feb
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The good LORD knows I loves me some chicken wings. LOVES. ME. SOME. CHICKEN. WINGS.

It dawned on me this weekend, that as much as I have had them, I have never actually reviewed them. Officially. So here goes.

The very first time I tried Wingstop, I wasn’t really a fan. The chicken wings themselves were kind of small, and having sugar as part of the seasoning on the fries threw me off. I was also not a fan of their “Original Hot” flavor.

Back then I was also living a few miles from WINGS TO GO. It’s a smaller company, and their wings are HUGE. The chicken tenders are SUPER HUGE. Their sauces were a little on the thin side…but GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY were they HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!

So, it was just a matter of convienence and Wings To Go was super easy.

Well, like most things I love dearly….just about every damn location in the DFW folded. I have no idea why. I can only assume it was because they were going broke giving such huge portions at cheap prices.

So there I was. Adrift. Without a port of chicken to call my own. Then I noticed an expansion of Wingstop in my area. They were popping up everywhere.

I was lamenting to a friend and fellow wing lover, when they suggested we go to a Wingstop and get reacquainted because I had been to harsh on this great place. I reluctantly agreed.

I even let my friend order for the both of us. And what they set in motion that day, has turned into a TORRID and TASTY love affair.

I was introduced to LEMON PEPPER wings. These things are savory and tender and kick ass. I could eat these any time of the day, everyday of my life. They are that damn good.

Next to the Lemon Pepper (I was given a split order – two sauces) there were these dark orange-almost-red-wings.

Ladies and Gentlemen I have met the ATOMIC wing and I bow to it’s wisdom, bravado, and all around sassiness. These damn things are HOT. Actually they are more like HAWT.

So now my ritual (complete with those sugar fries that I now love as well) is to delve into delicious, yummy Lemon Pepper, and then spend the rest of the trip dripping from my eyes and nose because the Atomics are wrecking my sinuses. Trust me kids, it’s a burn that is gonna linger.

Every time I order Atomic, they always ask “Have you had these before” because ATOMIC is NO JOKE. So I nod and inform them that I am well versed in things Atomic.

AND I LOVE IT. I can’t stop eating either flavor.

So there you have it. I love me some Wingstop. If you haven’t tried them, shame on you.

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