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DUNK or SQUIRT?!?!?

4 Feb

So it appears Heinz has heard the cries of it’s beloved fans.  There seems to be TWO distinct ketchup camps.

CAMP ONE – you love ketchup, and love to DUNK stuff in ketchup, but you can’t with current ketchup packet technology.

(Whataburger has already solved that problem, just check out there ketchups….which ROCK by the by!)

Just look at that bad boy.  LOTS of dunkin’ goin on there!!!

oh… yeah…I said TWO camps

The other camp tears of the corner and squirts the ketchup onto the fries or whatever.

BOTH camps have trouble doing this while driving.

So in efforts to help, Heinz has introduced a NEW ketchup packet.  It holds THREE TIMES the amount of original packets and now has a “DUNK” feature as well as a “SQUIRT” feature.

Truly, the best of both worlds!!!   Now the company doesn’t know how these are going to work out, because they are obviously MORE expensive to make and will have to pass that along to your favorite restaurant.

STILL …it’s a cool idea.

Oh yeah, almost forgot.

Actually??  there is a THIRD camp.  We don’t much advertise ourselves.  We are the “SUCKER” CAMP.

We drive around eating our fries/tater tots/onion rings

using the following procedure:

ONE- insert fries into mouth, chew once or twice to break them down

TWO – tear the corner off the ketchup and insert newly open corner into mouth.

THREE- Suck the ketchup into your mouth, and swirl it around with the fries while you chew.

FOUR – Enjoy.  Repeat as often as necessary.

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